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Snake skin, tingling, ribbed, glow in the dark, ‘real feel’, and x-large condoms – the government cares about your sexual pleasure

Snake skin, tingling, ribbed, glow in the dark, ‘real feel’, and x-large condoms – the government cares about your sexual pleasure

Gentlemen of more ample proportions are catered for with both green and yellow glow-in-the-dark condoms in the extra large size stipulated under a tender to supply 81,000 taxpayer-funded Johnnys for the Department of Health. However, the government is providing only ‘warming’ condoms, not ‘cooling’ ones that would allow Top Enders to safely unburden their lust during the Build Up.

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